- ♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THE NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
♪ THERE AIN'T NO MYSTERY
♪ THEY'LL ALWAYS HAVE ANOTHER FINE TIME ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
♪ THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THE NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
GRR!
WOW. TO THINK THAT I'M RELATED TO THE KING OF BEASTS!
- HEATHCLIFF! OH, SORRY I'M LATE.
ARE YOU READY TO GO INTO THE ZOO?
- [FEROCIOUS ROAR]
- [SNAP]
- [AROO]
- THE ELEPHANT IS EATING PEANUTS RIGHT OUT OF MY HAND.
[CHEWING NOISES]
- [AROO]
- WHOO!
YOW!
WHOA!
[LEAVES RUSTLE]
- [GRUNTING]
- I JUST THOUGHT I'D DROP IN.
HEATHCLIFF, OLD BOY, YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN!
- HO HO HO! HEY, GONZO, LOOK AT THE DUMB CAT SLIDING DOWN THE GIRAFFE.
- [LAUGHING]
- I MUST'VE HEARD THAT WRONG.
NO ONE CALLS HEATHCLIFF A DUMB CAT AND GETS AWAY WITH IT.
- NOT ONLY IS HE A DUMB CAT...
- HE'S GOT A STUPID NAME, TOO!
- HA HA! HEATHCLIFF?!
- AND IN ADDITION TO THAT, BANANA BREATH,
I'M A CLOSE, PERSONAL RELATIVE OF THE KING OF BEASTS!
- HEY, BONZO, GONZO!
DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE SAID?
- WE HEARD IT, ALONZO!
- AND WE THINK IT'S TIME SOMEONE TAUGHT THIS UPPITY CAT A LESSON.
[MONKEYS LAUGHING]
- PPPT!
ALL RIGHT, NOW YOU'VE REALLY HAD IT!
- [SCREAMING]
[CRASH]
- THAT OUGHT TO TEACH YOU TO MESS WITH THE COUSIN OF THE KING OF BEASTS.
- DID YOU SAY THE KING OF BEASTS?!
- YEAH, THE KING OF BEASTS.
- DID SOMEBODY CALL MY NAME?
GRR...
- NO WAY, COCONUT CRANIUM!
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT THE KING OF BEASTS IS THE LION,
NOT SOME B-B-B-B-B-BIG APE!
UH-OH...
- OH, YEAH? WELL, YOU TELL THAT MANGY OLD LION
THAT I'M THE KING AROUND HERE, AND NO PUNY ALLEY CAT'S GOING TO TELL ME ANY DIFFERENT!
[MONKEYS CHATTERING]
- THAT WAS A LUCKY SHOT, YOU BIG MONKEY!
- I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY IT AGAIN!
- SO THERE YOU ARE, HEATHCLIFF.
DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S DANGEROUS TO PLAY WITH WILD ANIMALS?
- YEAH. FOR THEM...
IF I GET MY HANDS ON THEM AGAIN.
- PPPT!
- HEATHCLIFF, YOU WAIT HERE.
I'M GOING TO GET SOME REFRESHMENTS.
- AND SO AM I!
- [GROWLING, CHEWING NOISES]
- THIS MIGHT BE TOUGHER THAN I THOUGHT.
- LUNCHTIME, HERBIE!
- HERBIE'S PROBABLY A PUNY LITTLE TABBY CAT WHO WON'T MIND SHARING HIS LUNCH.
- OH, YEAH?
[ROARING]
[ROAR ECHOING]
- WELL, I GUESS THAT ANSWERS MY QUESTION!
I'D BETTER GET OUT OF HERE, OR I'LL BE LUNCH!
- [ROARING]
- H-HERBIE! YOU GET BACK HERE THIS INSTANT!
[HEATHCLIFF PANTING]
- HERBIE! WHERE ARE YOU?
- WHEW!
I OUGHT TO BE SAFE IN HERE.
- THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK, YOU LITTLE STEAK STEALER.
- ARE YOU IN THAT CAVE, HERBIE?
- OH. IT WAS JUST A LITTLE KITTY CAT.
HERBIE! WHERE ARE YOU?
- THAT WAS GREAT, KID.
TELL YOU WHAT, IN RETURN FOR THAT FAVOR,
NOT ONLY WILL I NOT EAT YOU, BUT I'LL EVEN SHARE MY STEAK.
- [BURP]
UH, SORRY, HERBIE.
I THOUGHT IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN MY LAST MEAL.
- HA HA HA HA!
YOU'RE A CAT AFTER MY OWN HEART.
- AND YOU'RE THE KING OF BEASTS.
I'LL BET YOU COULD LICK ANY ANIMAL ON THE BLOCK.
- AW, SHUCKS, HEATHCLIFF. HA HA!
I GUESS IT GOES WITH THE TERRITORY.
- AND IF SOME BIG APE WERE CLAIMING HE WAS THE KING OF BEASTS?
WELL, UH, YOUR MAJESTY, HERE WE ARE.
- YIKES!
[CRASH]
- SO, HERBIE, WE MEET AGAIN.
- UH...NICE TO SEE YOU, GROWLO.
- THAT'S MR. GROWLO TO YOU, KITTY CAT.
- SURE THING...SIR.
- HERBIE? WHAT'S GOING ON?
- SORRY, HEATHCLIFF.
- THIS IS THE BIG LUNK WHO'S GOING TO BE SORRY.
LET'S SEE A LITTLE MORE RESPECT, GRUMPO.
YOU'RE IN THE PRESENCE OF ROYALTY.
- AND YOU'RE ABOUT TO GO FOR A LITTLE RIDE!
- HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
[CRASH]
[MONKEYS LAUGHING]
- COME ON, GUYS.
I FEEL LIKE HAVING A NIGHT ON THE TOWN.
- GEE, HEATHCLIFF. I'M SORRY.
I GUESS I LET YOU DOWN.
- YOU'RE THE KING OF BEASTS!
CATS EVERYWHERE LOOK UP TO YOU!
YOU GOT TO PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!
- BUT I'M JUST A LILY-LIVERED LION...
ALWAYS HAVE BEEN, ALWAYS WILL BE.
- ALL CLEAR, GUYS. LET'S GO!
- OH, NO! NOW THE MONKEYS ARE ESCAPING, TOO!
THIS PLACE IS A ZOO!
- WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THOSE MONKEYS--QUICK!
[GRUNTS]
- ALL RIGHT, GUYS! ATTACK!
- [SCREAMING]
- OH, BOY! CAN WE EAT ALL THE GOODIES HERE?
- I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA.
WE'LL HAVE OUR PICNIC UP THERE!
- IT'S LIKE I WAS SAYING, HERBIE--
IF YOU WANT TO BE A KING, YOU GOT TO ACT LIKE ONE.
- [ROARING]
- YIKES! GET OUT OF HERE!
- THERE'S A LION ON THE LOOSE!
[ALL SCREAMING]
- YEAH...THAT'S THE IDEA.
- YOU KNOW, I'M BEGINNING TO FEEL LIKE A KING!
- IN THAT CASE, I'VE JUST SPOTTED A FEW FRIENDS
I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO.
- WELL, IF IT ISN'T OUR OLD FRIEND HERBIE AND HIS LITTLE KITTY FRIEND.
- HA HA HA! YOU PULLED OUT ALL YOUR BOWS.
LUCKILY, WE GOT MORE!
- [ROARING]
- ALL RIGHT, HERBIE, NOW YOU'VE MADE ME MAD!
- DON'T LET THAT BIG MONKEY SCARE YOU, YOUR MAJESTY!
- IT'S TIME SOMEONE TAUGHT HIM A LESSON!
- HERBIE? TEACH ME A LESSON?
- THAT'S RIGHT, GROWLO!
- YOW...WHOA!
- READY, YOUR MAJESTY!
- YOW...WHOA!
- GEE, GROWLO, YOU'RE MORE FUN THAN A BARREL FULL OF MONKEYS.
- GOING DOWN!
- HEY! WAIT FOR US!
- HEE HEE HEE! HA HA! HEE HEE! HO HO!
- I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU!
I HEARD THIS LION GOT LOOSE BEFORE.
WE BETTER GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE IT HAPPENS AGAIN.
I HOPE THAT GRIN DOESN'T MEAN WHAT I THINK IT MEANS.
[HEATHCLIFF AND HERBIE ROARING]
- THERE I WAS, ON MY BACK,
AT 30,000 FEET OVER THE AMAZON JUNGLE, WHEN...
[ENGINE SPUTTERING]
- THIS COULD BE BIG TROUBLE.
OH, WELL. I'VE BEEN IN WORSE SCRAPES BEFORE.
BETTER BAIL OUT.
[CRASH]
UH-OH!
THEY DON'T MAKE THESE THINGS LIKE THEY USED TO!
- THEN WHAT HAPPENED, RIFF-RAFF?
- WHAT ALWAYS HAPPENS, YOU DINGBAT.
HE ALWAYS FALLS INTO A HUGE PALM TREE THAT BREAKS HIS FALL...
LUCKILY FOR HIM.
I'VE HEARD THAT STORY A HUNDRED TIMES, BIG SHOT.
YOU NEED A NEW ONE.
- YEAH? WELL, IT REALLY HAPPENED.
AND WHO ELSE HAS A STORY AS EXCITING, HUH?
- HERE'S WHO, RIFF-RAFF. ADMIRAL KATSK, THAT'S WHO.
- HUH?
- OOH, HE'S CUTE! WHAT DID HE DO?
- THIS GUY'S NOT THAT HOT.
ALL HE DID WAS BECOME THE FIRST CAT TO MAKE IT TO THE NORTH POLE.
- YEAH, BUT HE'S FAMOUS,
AND HE'S GOING TO BE MORE FAMOUS AFTER HE CLIMBS MOUNT HUJI.
- IT'S IN THAT FARAWAY LAND OF BIGATOA.
BOY, WOULD I LIKE TO BE THERE WHEN HE GETS TO THE TOP.
- YEAH? WELL, I WILL BE.
AND I'LL BE WAITING FOR HIM AT THE PEAK.
I'LL SHOW HIM AND YOU GUYS WHO'S THE NUMBER-ONE CAT.
- NOW YOU'RE TALKING, HOTSHOT.
WE'LL BE FAMOUS TOGETHER WHEN WE REACH THE TOP.
AH, A NEW FUR COAT FOR ME, AND ALL THAT CAVIAR AND MILK.
- THAT MOUNTAIN'S NO PLACE FOR A WOMAN.
THIS IS A MAN'S JOB, CLEO.
OOF!
OOH! AAH! OOH!
- "A MAN'S JOB," HUH? "NO PLACE FOR A WOMAN," HUH?
OH! I'LL SHOW THAT CONCEITED BLOCKHEAD!
- MOUNT HUJI, HERE WE COME.
[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING]
- HUH?
- YOU CAN BRING ON MY MEAL NOW, HECTOR.
- SURE, BOSS. COMING UP.
[GRUNTING]
- AH, MY FAVORITE-- TUNA SURPRISE.
A MEAL FIT FOR A KING,
OR AT LEAST A MOUNTAIN CLIMBER.
- I SAY, OLD BOY, I DIDN'T INVITE YOU TO HAVE LUNCH WITH ME.
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
- MM-HMM...YOU'RE ADMIRAL, UH, WHAT'S-HIS-NAME.
- KATSK. THE NAME IS KATSK.
AND DO YOU MIND GETTING RID OF THAT DREADFUL STUFF
YOU'RE EATING IN FRONT OF ME?
- [GULP]
AH...THANKS MUCH, ADMIRAL.
THAT WILL GIVE ME THE STRENGTH TO BEAT YOU TO THE TOP OF MOUNT HUJI.
LATER!
- GRR...
NO ONE HAS EVER CHALLENGED ME BEFORE!
THAT LITTLE SQUIRT WILL NEVER MAKE IT TO THE TOP OF MOUNT HUJI,
AND NEITHER WILL ANY OF HIS TEAM.
- JUST A FEW MORE INCHES, MONGO.
- DUH...WHAT, BOSS?
- YIKES!
- UH, NEVER MIND, MONGO.
JUST FINISH WITH THE TENT.
- HA HA HA. THESE PESKY CATS MUST BE STOPPED.
HEH HEH HEH HEH! HEH HEH HEH!
[ALL YAWNING]
[WORDSWORTH YAWNS]
[ALL SNORING]
[THREADS TWANG]
- YIKES!
- WHAT'S HAPPENING? - OW!
- HELP!
- WHAT'S GOING ON? HEY! OK, YOU WISE GUYS.
WHICH ONE OF YOU NITWITS PULLED THIS STUNT?
- THIS BEAR COSTUME SHOULD BE ENOUGH TO SCARE THAT SILLY JUNKYARD CAT...
AND HIS UNRULY PALS BACK DOWN THE HILL WHERE THEY BELONG.
- I THOUGHT SO.
WELL, THIS OLD BEAR IS IN FOR A SURPRISE OF HIS OWN.
[MONGO PANTING]
- THESE ARE GOOD BOYS I'VE GOT HERE.
THEY KNOW I NEED TO CONSERVE MY STRENGTH
FOR THE FINAL CLIMB WITH THE ADMIRAL.
WILL YOU CLOWNS WATCH WHERE YOU THROW THAT STUFF?!
- SURE, BOSS. SORRY!
- GRR...
THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD IT! STOP EVERYTHING!
NOW, LOOK, YOU...
YOU!
- YEAH, BOSS? WHAT?
- [GROWLING]
- HA HA HA... - HA HA HA...
- AAH!
- GOT TO REMIND MYSELF TO DECORATE THOSE TWO FOR THEIR LOYALTY AND BRAVERY.
- GRR! - YAHOO!
- HEY, YOU GUYS. WAIT FOR ME!
- THAT TAKES CARE OF THOSE SCAREDY-CATS.
OH, HELLO, OLD BEAR.
BEAR?!
YAA!
WHOA!
- GEE...I WONDER WHY EVERYBODY'S IN SUCH A HURRY TO GO BACK DOWN?
WE AIN'T EVEN GOT TO THE TOP YET.
- OH, NO! RIFF-RAFF IS RIGHT IN HIS PATH!
RIFF-RAFF! LOOK OUT!
[RUMBLING]
- YIKES!
[CRASH]
- OH...ADMIRAL KATSK.
I KNEW IT ALL ALONG.
BUT THAT OTHER VOICE... I WONDER...
- [GRUNTING]
- COME ON, YOU TWO SLOWPOKES. WE GOT TO MAKE UP FOR LOST TIME.
- DUH, HEY, WORDSWORTH. THE BOSS WANTS US TO HURRY.
[RADIO CRACKLES]
- NO SWEAT, CHAP.
JUST TRYING TO TUNE IN SOME TRAVELING SOUNDS.
I'M GETTING SOME KIND OF STRANGE NOISE.
[SNOWMOBILE MOTOR BUZZES]
- HA HA! WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT PLAYING FAIR?
- HUH?
- HEY, HAVE YOU GONE NUTS?
PUT ME DOWN!
- GRR...
- LOOK, BOSS! A WAY TO CATCH UP!
- [BLEATING]
- PERFECT TIMING.
GRAB ONE AND LET'S GO!
- HERE, GOATIE, GOATIE!
WANT MY COAT, GOAT?
- I KNEW THOSE GOATS WOULD HELP.
IT WAS WORTH THE EFFORT TO ROUND THEM UP.
- WHOA! SLOW DOWN, YOU MUTT!
- HEY, I JUST WANT A SHORT RIDE, LAMB CHOPS!
- WHOA, NANNY!
DUH...I GOT ONE.
- RIDE 'EM, GOAT CAT!
- OH, NO!
- OOF!
- RIFF-RAFF! LOOK!
IT'S THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN-- WE'RE ALMOST THERE!
- ALL RIGHT!
- YOU DIDN'T THINK I'D LET YOU GET UP THERE WITHOUT A SCRAP,
DID YOU, OLD BOY?
- NO, I DIDN'T, OLD BOY, BUT NO MORE TRICKS.
IT'S JUST ME AND YOU TO THE TOP, RIGHT?
- RIGHT YOU ARE. LET'S GO TO IT.
- OOH...AHH...
- OHH...OOH...
- UGH! ALMOST THERE...
- GOING TO MAKE IT, OLD BOY...
- GO GET 'EM! - YEAH, RIFF-RAFF!
- I TOLD YOU I'D BE THE WINNER
AGAINST AN AMATEUR SUCH AS YOURSELF.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN, CHOWDER HEAD?
I WAS THE FIRST ONE OVER THE TOP,
AND THE FIRST ONE ON HIS FEET!
- UH, JUST A SECOND, YOU TWO.
DIDN'T IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU TO SHARE THE HONORS?
TA-DA!
- CLEO! YOU MEAN THAT WAS YOU ALL ALONG?
- THAT'S RIGHT, HOTSHOT. IT WAS ME.
I KNEW YOU'D NEED MY HELP IN SPITE OF YOURSELF.
AND I NEEDED TO SHOW BOTH OF YOU
THAT INSTEAD OF TRYING
TO BEAT EACH OTHER TO THE TOP,
YOU COULD HAVE BEEN
HELPING EACH OTHER.
- YOU KNOW, OLD CHAP, SHE'S RIGHT.
- SHE USUALLY IS.
- IT'S SETTLED THEN.
LET'S TOAST TO IT WITH SOME MILK.
- CHEERIO.
- CHEERS!
- HERE'S SNOW IN YOUR EYE.
- HEY, HOW ABOUT SOME SNOW IN OUR EYES?
- OOH! - OOH!
[LAUGHTER]
THERE'S PROBABLY NOTHING CUTER
THAN PUPPIES AND KITTENS.
OOH HOO HOO HOO HOO!
YEAH, BUT YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO REMEMBER
TO BE VERY GENTLE WITH THEM.
THAT'S 'CAUSE THEY'RE NOT REAL STRONG.
PUPPIES AND KITTENS ALSO EAT DIFFERENT FOODS
THAN GROWN-UP DOGS AND CATS.
SO, CHECK WITH YOUR VETERINARIAN
ABOUT THE HEALTHIEST WAY TO FEED YOUR PET.
REMEMBER, BE VERY GENTLE WITH YOUR PETS.
GIVE THEM LOTS OF LOVE
AND FEED THEM ALL THE GOOD STUFF
YOUR VET RECOMMENDS.
HEH HEH HEH HEH! OOH!
- ♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THE NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
♪ THERE AIN'T NO MYSTERY
♪ THEY'LL ALWAYS HAVE ANOTHER FINE TIME ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
- COOKIE JAR!